I ated Kurt's beans and drank Jesse's wine because i am Jesse now and i dranked my own very deserving wine

i saw the shark and he said hellooo so i said hello but then the shark swam away so i went to burger king out of sadness and got one of the silly little crowns and made a sad clown face at the worker so they would give me free fries in an act of sympathy.My attempt of guilt tripping worked beautifully and now i have some delicious greasy fries.Sure they were soggy and gross and overall very unlikeable but they were free.This contradicts what i previously stated in my ramblings as they were in factnot delicious they were vile creatures of nature that i demolished with my mouth razors in a sudden act of self loathing and hatred for my organs because they made me feel all queezy and silly because the shark left me.